Sunny Bear Goes to Rainbow Bridge

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)


Rainbow Bridge

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.

When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All of the animals who had been ill are restored to health and vigor; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.

They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; his eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy doggy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together......

Author unknown.....

I and my family mourn the loss of our beloved Golden Retriever, Sunny Bear.

How Low Can The New York Times Go?

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: The question has to be asked. What organization is more dangerous to our national security, al-Qaeda or the New York Times? With today's publication by the Times of a story which details the efforts by the Treasury Department and the CIA to track money transfers through the European company that provides this service, this liberal pinko rag told the terrorist world how they were being watched.

Despite requests by various government agencies to squash the story, the editors of the New York Slimes went ahead with the story which was handed to them by holdovers from the Clinton Administration. These sleazeballs, who would do anything to bring down our country as long as Bush is President, passed TOP SECRET information to the enemy. By comparison, this could easily be as egregious as telling the Germans the date of the Normandy invasion or that we had broken their code.

It seems that the liberal media will do anything to undermine our present administration, even allow us to be attacked by al-Qaeda if that will put the Democrats in power. With liberal Senators and Representatives joining the ACLU in pooh-poohing the impact of this disclosure to our national defense, one can only wonder why the Justice Department doesn't do a lock-down on the Times until its editors reveal the names of those who ratted on our country.

I can't wait to hear what Michael Savage has to say about this when he recovers from his apoplexy.

Bitch Refuses to Lift Ban

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: Despite attempts to intercede by FOX NEWS heavyweights, Sean Hannity and Alan Colmes, the tart tongued, blond bitch from Hell, Ann Coulter, refused to lift the ban imposed by her, blacklisting me from her Website Forum because my idea to build a border moat from San Diego to the Gulf of Mexico and staff it with federalized alligators from the State of Florida was politically insensitive.

On June 14, knowing that Ann Coulter was appearing on their show that evening, I personally emailed both Hannity and Colmes, requesting that they ask her to remove the idiotic ban that silenced the only true voice of reason resonating in the pool of vacuous insipidity concerning the millions of illegals crossing our southern border.

It appears that smart-assed, liberal baiting is okay as long as she is the provocateur. On that evening's broadcast, both Sean and Alan pointed out the absurdity of someone of her ilk banning a fellow racanteur and conservative think-tank polemist from her Forum discussion. Although she blamed my removal on her Website administrator, Hannity pointed out that she pays this person who is at the very least, privy to her philosophy.

What bothers me the most is losing contact with my newly discovered brothers who joined me in the border moat discussion. I will never forget the fellow who volunteered to allow Pierre, his pet alligator, to join the Border Patrol. And what about the guy who suggested posting naked mole rats as security sentries, thereby allowing the National Guardsmen some needed time off? And then there was the fellow who thought that if science could clone Helen Thomas, what better way to scare illegal aliens from crossing our border?

Indeed, an injustice was done. Of my beloved readers I ask but one favor: Please email this dirt bag ho at www.anncoulter.com and demand she remove the ban.

The Doctor has spoken!

Al Zarqawi checks in, doesn't check out

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Baghdad)

BULLETIN: Epitaph for Al Zarqawi:

Last thing I remember, I was runnin for the door. I had to find the passage back to the place I was before.

"Goodnight, said the nightman. We are programmed to receive. You can check out anytime you like, but you never can leave..." Hotel California

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One of mankind's oldest phrases is, "We shall beat our swords into plowshares," (Isaiah 2:4). This conjures up an image of an ancient soldier returning home to the farm after the war. When the two bombs hit the farmhouse which was supposed to provide safe harbor for the homicidal terrorist who had checked in for the night, they provided an apt metaphor for this phrase by turning the sword of Zarqawi into a plowshare.

This maniac, who took sadistic pleasure in sawing off heads in front of a camera, deserved a more tortuous demise. When the bombs hit, it was almost as if he were given an anesthesia so he would not suffer, his prayers being answered by bleeding heart liberals who worry more about the pain and suffering of serial killers facing the death penalty than about the murdered victims who were tortured without mercy.

With some hope I believe that the world is a better place now without this thug. Perhaps the people of Iraq will get their game together so our boys can come home. But for those of you who believe that George Bush should never have ordered the war against Saddam because there were no weapons of mass destruction and that we had no quarrel with Iraq, I have a song for you by John Lennon:

Imagine all the people living life in peace.

You may say I'm a dreamer,

but I'm not the only one.

I hope someday you'll join us,

and the world will be as one.

By the way, what did you think of the taxidermy job they did on Zarqawi? One of my classmates from the School of Taxidermy of LaFontaine College did that exceptional job. Gives me goose bumps when I think of my old alma mater.

The Doctor has spoken.

Troops need Ethics Training

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline: Baghdad)

BULLETIN: Congressman caught with frozen assets from bribe proceeds. Fellow Congress members complains about illegal search by FBI, demand that troops in Iraq undergo ethic training.

What is wrong with this movie?

Eloquent words from a soldier stationed in Iraq: America is not the land of the free and the home of the brave. America is the land of the free, because of the brave.

The Doctor has spoken.