Presidentectomy Performed On Obama

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: Dateline Denver

BULLETIN: In an elective surgical procedure performed without anesthesia, Hillary Clinton did a presidentectomy on Barack Obama last night. With Michelle Obama and millions of viewers watching, the former First Lady deftly excised the malignant Democratic Presidential candidate from the race. Under the magnifying lights of the operating room, her cherubic grin masking her ambitious plan to run for the presidency in 2012, she wielded a chirpy scalpel that cut out everything positive about Obama so that her own achievements could be better seen. With the network cameras alternately panning on the squirming Michelle Obama and Bubba Clinton, the emotional contrast was evident: Michelle was smiling on the outside and crying on the inside as she realized Barack had been emasculated. Bubba had the same smile on his face that he had when he spotted Monica Lewinsky's blue dress.