Bitch Refuses to Lift Ban

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: Despite attempts to intercede by FOX NEWS heavyweights, Sean Hannity and Alan Colmes, the tart tongued, blond bitch from Hell, Ann Coulter, refused to lift the ban imposed by her, blacklisting me from her Website Forum because my idea to build a border moat from San Diego to the Gulf of Mexico and staff it with federalized alligators from the State of Florida was politically insensitive.

On June 14, knowing that Ann Coulter was appearing on their show that evening, I personally emailed both Hannity and Colmes, requesting that they ask her to remove the idiotic ban that silenced the only true voice of reason resonating in the pool of vacuous insipidity concerning the millions of illegals crossing our southern border.

It appears that smart-assed, liberal baiting is okay as long as she is the provocateur. On that evening's broadcast, both Sean and Alan pointed out the absurdity of someone of her ilk banning a fellow racanteur and conservative think-tank polemist from her Forum discussion. Although she blamed my removal on her Website administrator, Hannity pointed out that she pays this person who is at the very least, privy to her philosophy.

What bothers me the most is losing contact with my newly discovered brothers who joined me in the border moat discussion. I will never forget the fellow who volunteered to allow Pierre, his pet alligator, to join the Border Patrol. And what about the guy who suggested posting naked mole rats as security sentries, thereby allowing the National Guardsmen some needed time off? And then there was the fellow who thought that if science could clone Helen Thomas, what better way to scare illegal aliens from crossing our border?

Indeed, an injustice was done. Of my beloved readers I ask but one favor: Please email this dirt bag ho at www.anncoulter.com and demand she remove the ban.

The Doctor has spoken!