Embedded Media Coverage
BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Baghdad)
BULLETIN: The fact that the embedded media has been such a pain in the ass and has largely used its position to make members of our military look like rampaging murderers has not been lost on me.
With that in mind, I have a suggestion for the alphabet media and CNN: Why don't you dress 72 of your most virgin reporters in burqas and parachute them into the the hotspots of Baghdad. Once there, embed them with the various raghead sects who are going around bombing and butchering innocent people. While on the ground, these disguised reporters can practice their "real" profession without having to change their job description. As whores to the liberal cause, they can offer their highly touted virgin services to the suicide bombers who might enjoy some Western "roundeye" before they strap on their bombs.
Can you imagine some poor raghead bastard whipping off the burqa of a panting Helen Thomas or Wolf Blitzer and deciding on a career change right then and there. Other than stampeding their camels, I can't think of a better way to end the war.
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