Don't need no stinkin Bible

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Washington)

BULLETIN: This is the only way I know how to handle this bombshell. The first raghead to be elected to Congress basically dissed the President one day and then had the gall to say that he wouldn't use a Bible to be sworn in. Instead, he wants to use Islam's answer to Hitler's Mein Kampf. Well kiss my ass, you cross pollinated son of a piss ant and a wayward camel. If you even come close to a Bible, you should burn in hell.

What in hell are they smoking up in Minnesota. Electing a Muslim to represent them in Congress. For that I swear I will boycott the state. I will never cheer for the Vikings. I won't even fly on Northwest Airlines if the plane touches down in Minneapolis before landing in Omaha. Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer. I hate your gay dancing bear. What you'll have? Coors Light, that's what! The state of 10,000 lakes. I would rather have it be one lake and no state. Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox, faggots both. Screw the memories of Hubert Humphrey and George McGovern. They were both commie pinkos. I could go on, but I am running short of time.

The other thing I want to rant about is closer to home. In San Diego they used to have a beautiful seasonal event at Balboa Park called "Christmas at the Prado." The new politically correct name for this traditional celebration now has the sterile name, "December Nights." I wouldn't honor that joint with my presence if they were handing out free Christmas poozle to bald headed eunuchs.

The Doctor is back!