Upset: The Final Story

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: The sad ending of an unresolved mystery.

Mr. Alexander,

Concerning the story of the dog named "Upset": Indeed, while on the campaign trail the Senator was given a puppy that was named Upset. However, by the time the Senator was ready to board his plane and leave, the dog was nowhere to be found, and was presumed stolen. I'm sorry that there wasn't a happier ending to the story, like maybe he brought good luck and was renamed Winner, but alas, the truth is all I can share.

Regards,

Mary Mortenson
McGovern Executive Assistant



FOOTNOTE: The Doctor wishes to thank Mr. Alexander for his diligent search for the truth. In behalf of the BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL and its editors, Mr. Alexander was awarded an Honorary Doctorate Degree in Animal Husbandry from La Fontaine College, signed by the Honorable Chancellor Viscount Billingsgate, PhD. It was duly noted on the diploma that Mr. Alexander was certified as being able to make a sheep smile.

A devoted BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL devotee, indeed.