The Three Stooges vs Bush

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: Today, Democrats opened up a three prong attack on President Bush. Resorting to antics first used back in the 1930's by Larry, Moe and Curly of the Three Stooges, their present day counterparts, Slick Willy, Al-Gore-eza and the chicken-lipped, slack-jawed Jackal are slapping, thonking and nyuk! nyuk! nyuking! each other in cities across America.

On October 22nd we celebrated the 101st birthday of the beloved Curly. Famous for the memorable Gore line, "Im trying to think but nothing happens," Curly, like Gore, enjoyed going completely nuts in his comic productions. While you could understand Curly when he was woob! woob! woobing, Gore, when he goes into his black minstrel act, is completely incomprehensible. How fitting it is that Curly and the Three Stooges are making a comeback.

Yet, when one thinks of Kerry and the other two stooges parroting the line that the African Americans were disenfranchised in Florida, one has to wonder if that dog will still hunt after four years of Kennel Rations. The JOURNAL'S intrepid reporter, "Dirty Trick" Detwiler will be covering this story in the hotly contested Florida dog pound.

With a nyuk! nyuk! here, a woob! woob! there, BILLINGSGATE promises to give you the unvarnished, the indisputable and the unprovable news. All attempts to link the JOURNAL with CBS and the New York Times will be categorically assumed true.....RRRUFFF!