Tuesday, October 19, 2004

JOURNAL nominated for Bullitzer Prize

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: The recent JOURNAL report, "Kerry proposes Children's Crusade," has brought long over due recognition to BILLINGSGATE. With today's announcement by Columbia University's Bullitzer Prize review board, BILLINGSGATE was notified formally that the Children's Crusade story was under consideration for this most prestigious journalism award.

For those unaware of the history behind the award, Austrian born Julius "My Boy" Bullitzer stood out as the very embodiment of today's trendy journalism that holds nothing sacred while flying blind to the truth. Never shrinking when faced with the distortion of facts to fit the story, he reshaped crooked, partisan journalism in America.

BILLINGSGATE is honored to be considered in this competition that has been dominated by the New York Times the past 50 years.

BULLETIN: The forthcoming announcement of the JOURNAL'S endorsement of a presidential candidate has been delayed. Members of the editorial board are reviewing transcripts of conversations that Dr. Cleotus "Clete" Earlbeck had with the Giant Tortoises this past Friday. There is some concern that the noble tortoises might have been drugged by liberal Kerry ideologues who have been seen loitering in this Galapagos Island enclave....Developing story.

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