Saddam fooled everyone, lost everything

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: If there is any justice in the world, Saddam should stand at the pinnacle of those hoist by their own petard. In the comprehensive report by weapon's inspector, Charles Duefler, Saddam was said to admit that he lied to everyone, even his own generals, so that the world and especially the Iranians wouldn't perceive his nation vulnerable to attack. It was reported that when he told his generals that they didn't have any WMD to foil the oncoming attack by the coalition, they knew that their goose was cooked and consequently did not mount any defense against the attacking forces.

This quick victory may prove to be Pyrrhic for Bush and lead him to be hoist by his own petard, too. For in trouncing the Iraqis so quickly it led to widespread desertion by their army and ultimately left our forces in the position of not being able to control the territory they conquered. Because of this we weren't able to stop the looting and lawlessness that ensued. Consequently, the different factions were allowed to coalesce with transient terrorist factions flooding across the borders of Syria, Jorden and Iran. This present condition is fueling Senator Kerry and providing him plenty of horror tales to undercut Bush's war efforts.

Since the report has come out, Kerry has provided his own spin to the findings, and with the liberal media underwriting Kerry, it is nearly impossible for Bush to point out that that thousands of shells containing poison gases have neither been found nor proved destroyed.

BILLINGSGATE apologizes for deserting the CBS and the New York Times today. The JOURNAL needed a break from the demanding focus of providing veracity in journalism unfettered by the burden of proof.