Comrade claims Kerry threw medals like a girlie man

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL - 9-16-04

BULLETIN: One of John Kerry's comrades accuses Kerry of "throwing like a girlie man" in the infamous medal throwing incident 33 years ago. Although Kerry takes pride in being an all-around athlete, William Wrong Williams, a fellow veteran who also threw away various medals including his prized Good Conduct Medal (awarded for his courageous fight against non-specific urethritis-- known on the street as the common clap) states that he was embarrassed when he saw the "girlie man" toss by Kerry when he threw his disputed medals over the wall. Williams stated, "I was standing right next to him, and I saw him sort of alligator arm those medals. Quite frankly, I was surprised to see he wasn't wearing a skirt.

Excepting the Democrats, BILLINGSGATE takes pride in consciously avoiding attacking candidates of either party for something that happened 30 some years ago. Having been forced into this controversy by the despicable attempt by CBS to dishonor the President's National Guard service by using bogus documents in their allegations that George Bush didn't fulfill his obligation, we are joining the fight against this type of journalism.

Although CBS will neither identify it's source nor admit that they erred in authenticating these documents, BILLINGSGATE will stand by it's story even though Mr. Williams is an acknowledged liar and bonafide wacko who once claimed Teresa Heinz Kerry was his mother so that she would buy him fortified wine.

As the reader will note, BILLINGSGATE not only provides the name of the veteran who claims he saw Kerry make his(her) girlie man toss, THE JOURNAL also will not back down from any part of this story even if the Democratic National Committee threatens to take away the tax exempt status of the BILLINGSGATE INSTITUTE if Kerry were to be elected. THE JOURNAL will always stand by it's pledge to provide veracity in journalism without being fettered by the burden of proof.