Panglossian utterances

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: Yesterday upon the stairs I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish to hell he would go away. Somehow this ephemeral man reminds me of John Kerry. The only problem is that even if he isn't there, he seems to be, even in my dreams. He is like the prettiest girl on the Bulgarian shot putt team. I just can't get him out of my mind.

BULLETIN: With Kerry and his running dogs spinning remarks by former administrator of Iraq's Coalition Provisional Authority, Paul Bremer, it was with great pleasure that BILLINGSGATE read the op-ed article by Bremer in today's New York Times. He states:

"The press has curiously been reluctant to report my constant public support for the president's strategy in Iraq and his policies to fight terrorism. I have been involved in the war on terrorism for two decades, and in my view no world leader has better understood the stakes in this global war than President Bush."

Sometimes one wonders if America, if not a good place to practice democracy, is a good place to practice hypocrisy. The JOURNAL has never hid or denied that its journalistic goal is to provide the reader with the truth unburdened by the mundane requirements of proof. Alas, its competition hides behind the liberal veils of Gotham City's boring cult of pencil neck geeks.

Have a nice weekend.