Letters to BILLINGSGATE

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: Due to inclement weather, the polls will not open today despite demands by Democrats that liberals need to vote early and often. Time for Letters:

"I'm trying to think but nothing happens"........Idiot savant and ex-Vice President, Al Gore

Response: Just start yelling and no one will notice.

"I'm trying to think but nothing happens".......Senator
John Edwards, chipmunk cheeked trial lawyer.

Response: Evidently you're not as smart as the average chipmunk.

"I'm trying to think but nothing happens"...John Kerry

Response: Houston, we have problems.

BULLETIN: Sorry folks. BILLINGSGATE has a golf date that takes precedence over these idiotic letters. I'm outa here!