Kerry claims Pope "incompetent."

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: Claiming that the present Pope has run the most incompetent and corrupt Vatican since Alexander VI (1492-1503) who had 7 illegimate children as a Cardinal, former Catholic altar boy and highly decorated Vietnam war veteran, John Kerry, viciously excoriated Pope John Paul II for his stand on abortion.

Kerry, the sinister, pumpkin colored, slack jawed, chicken lipped Jackal, who by way, wore a rosary when he slipped in and out of Vietnam while scoring all his medals, stands firmly on his hypocritical policy of personally being against partial birth abortion, but would guarantee voters that any new judge he nominated would have to pass the Roe vs Wade litmus test.

His defiant stand against the teachings of his beloved church has forced him to seek communion in ersatz Catholic churches that are so far from the main stream that Kerry needs a kayak to get in and out of church. The man is a conumdrum seeking yet another paradox.

Weary of such enigmatic behavior, BILLINGSGATE has sought intellectual solace by doing some light reading. To describe to mere mortals the strength I gain while browsing through Jean-Paul Sarte's, Being and Nothingness, is not possible. Sarte, who launched existentialism with this book in 1943, was the first to classify "flip-flop" behavior as gauche. Nothing more on this subject need be said.

BULLETIN: The JOURNAL is formally announcing its endorsement of George W. Bush for President.