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BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: The extremely popular "Ask DR. BILLINGSGATE" column was unable to make it's deadline today because of a golf appointment. The letter chosen was written by a very despondent Dolly the Sheep Clone concerning efforts to reach her former lover, movie producer and petophile, Michael Moore. This heartbreaking cry for help by the forlorn Dolly will be answered by DR. BILLINGSGATE at another date. Sorry for the delay.