BILLINGSGATE nominated for Bulshitzer Prize

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: From their headquarters in Amsterdam, the committee of the prestigous Bulshitzer Prize announced yesterday that the BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL was nominated for the Bulshitzer's eponymous award for the JOURNAL's work in identifying the anthropopatheistic qualities of the Giant Tortoises that are indigenous to the Galapagos Islands. For bloggers suchs as BILLINGSGATE this prize is the equivalent of the Nobel Prize, the Pulitzer, the Academy Award and the Super Bowl Trophy all wrapped into one.

For those of you who haven't followed BILLINGSGATE religiously, he was first to write about the work of BILLINGSGATE INSTITUTE founder, Dr. Cleotus "Clete" Earlbeck, who spent years studying the migration patterns of the nobel Giant Tortoises who were first discovered by Charles Darwin some years ago while visiting the Galapagos. In his studies, Dr. Earlbeck correlated the choice of the tortoises to take the "high road" to their destination in years in which the conservative candidate for the presidency was elected. When they chose the "low road", alas, the liberal won.

This year, BILLINGSGATE, in consultation with the gentle doctor, was the very first blogger courageous enough to put the election of President Bush into the "mortal lock" category; thus defining him as a living legend and hero to blogger pundits of all stripes and colors, fully meritorius and deserving the Bulshitzer Prize.

BULLETIN: Hip! Hip! Ooorah for BILLINGSGATE! Job well done.