SPECIAL ON DOCTORATE DEGREES

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL: (Dateline Cayman Islands)

WEEKEND SPECIAL: The Doctor is back in the Cayman Islands for his class reunion at La Fontaine College. Ten years ago he received his first of eleven doctorate degrees. Although his first Ph.D was awarded for his work in Animal Husbandry, some of his more respected degrees were in such diverse fields as Taxidermy and Marriage Counseling.

To honor Doctor BILLINGSGATE for his philanthropic efforts in educating the unwashed, the undisciplined and the unwanted, for a limited time La Fontaine College will award free doctorates in the following areas:

1. Somalian Retribution (If you dislike Somalians, you will love this course)
2. After-Casket Experiences (Taught by Ponce de Leon)
3. Nuclear Ice Fishing (Narrated by Al Gore)
4. Golf etiquette (Can't we all just get along?)
5. Golf Cheating (By Bill Clinton and Kim Jung IL)
6. Eunuch Pastorization (You be the victim)
7. Restuffing Your Turkey (A template for slow learners)
8. Leather Fetish Items (No whips and no whimpering)
9. Tie Dyed Underwear Staining (For convoluted lower bowel movements)
10. Deviant Sex Pursuits (With and without leather)

NOTE: To insure prompt delivery, please provide a valid credit card number with your order.
The shipping and handling fee for all items exclusive of Number 10 is $29.99. If
you order "with leather," add an additional stipend of $129.00.