Pelosi, a Taxidermist's Nightmare

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: La Fontaine College of Taxidermy revokes diploma of Dr. Victor Allthumbs, the taxidermist from San Fransicko who transformed Speaker of the House, Congresswomen Nancy Pelosi, into a female impersonator of dummy puppet, Charlie McCarthy.

Although Dr. Allthumbs denies being under the influence of psycho-narcotics while undertaking the transformation of his patient into a bug-eyed polyglot liberal, he does admit making her eyes appear sunken because the "raccoon look" was de rigueur in the Castro district of San Fransicko.

Dr. BILLINGSGATE apologizes for signing off in the middle of an excellent article. However, he has a tee-time that has a higher priority. I will finish this at a later date.

Wishing you all a happy Thanksgiving,

Your Doctor