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BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Paranoia City)

Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE,

Who are you rooting for, the Jews or the Ragheads?....Mel Gibson

Dear Mel,

One question. Is you, or is you ain't, anti-semitic? I can't believe that if Jack Daniels were alive today that he would condone you using his whiskey as an excuse for that kind of diatribe. For your penance I want you to kiss bin Laden's ass after he dismounts from his camel.

By the way, it's not politically correct to call Islamo Fascists, Ragheads. I guess you don't know Jack.

Dear Dr. BILLINGSGATE,

Are you really afraid of Sheik Hassan Nasrullah, or are you just putting us on about that fatwah crap?..... KNUK! KNUK! WOOB! WOOB! and THONK!.....Curley (Three Stooges)

Dear Curley,

Good question. I'm trying to think, but nothing happens.

Goodnight from the Doctor