Fatwa heats up. Camel dung flung.

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

LATE BREAKING BULLETIN: The office of the BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL was pelted late this afternoon with camel dung flung from the rear window of speeding camels driven by whom bystanders said were wild-eyed turban head fanatics. No license numbers were observed. Police said without this information their hands were tied because of new Federal Security Act provisions that prohibit intercepting camel driving terrorists without probable cause.

This may seem flabbergasting to die hard conservatives. But as the ACLU points out, owning a camel doesn't make you a terrorist. Makes you want to take law into your own hands, doesn't it?

NOTE: This may be a story that has legs. More to follow.