BILLINGSGATE, the return thereof

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: The demise of Dr. BILLINGSGATE has been exaggerated by the liberal press. For those of you who have been patiently waiting for the inaugural edition of the 2006 JOURNAL, chill out, dudes! The Doctor has been totally immersed in new age philosophic meandering, searching for meaning in the miasma of charlatanic equipolence.

A new age of BILLINGSGATIAN dissertation. Perhaps. Or maybe not.

Let's all try to reach for the stars this year. Don't wait until a meteorite douches out you and your loved ones with an extra- galactic, spacial sucker punch.

Come next week, a revived and exponentially liberated and more spiritually relevant JOURNAL will beam you up to a plateau of non-comprehensible nirvana never before visited by earthlings.

ROCK ON!

Cordially yours,

The DOCTOR