BILLINGSGATE Christmas Gifts

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

BULLETIN: In keeping with the Christmas spirit, Dr. BILLINGSGATE is offering his faithful readers the opportunity to purchase gift wrapped BILLINGSGATE memorabilia at special prices. Take advantage of the opportunity to purchase these priceless gifts for your loved ones who perhaps have never read the messages of the Good Doctor.

For a limited time you can select any 10 of these specially chosen "Best of BILLINGSGATE" titles and have them etched on your own personal CD disk. If you act now this fantastic gift can be delivered to that special someone before Christmas Day.

Please make your choices from these selected favorites and have them etched eternally on a CD. This is a gift that will last forever!

01. Saint Tookies Day
02. McVibrator Happy Meal
03. Supreme Court: She No Ho
04. Gobblers 2, Hunters 0
05. Mauled Man Tries to Reason With Chimps
06. The Three Stooges from Massachusetts
07. Rusty Pipes
08. Primate Denies Taking Advantage of Gay Lover
09. Petophilia and Same Sex Marriage
10. GOLF: As Korean As No Dong Missiles
11. Should Mandatory Sterilization Be Optional
12. Michael Moore Denies He's a Clone
13. Carl Spackler vs bin Laden
14. Giant Tortoises Go BERZERK !
15. Giant Tortoises Doing Wheelies
16. Hannibal Lector vs The Chipmunk
17. Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyukle Head Kerry
18. The Three Stooges vs Bush
19. Kerry Demands 'Bubble' To Protect Head From Flies
20. Chicken-Lipped Lying Kerry

* Available for a limited time only at the discount price of $3.99 plus $29.99 for shipping and handling. Please specify if you wish shipment in plain brown wrapper or the special Christmas wrapper.