What's Next

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: In today's issue of the New York Times the headline question reads, "With the capture of Falluja, what's next"? BILLINGSGATE suggests the following; New York City, Boston and San Francisco. Hopefully, now that we have successfully routed the insurgents from their outpost in Iraq, the liberal insurgents who have infiltrated these American cities will leave for France as they promised, thus making an attack unnecessary.

BULLETIN: More on Carl Spackler. He writes from Tibet:

Dude, It's like crazy over here. I mean it's like no one works. All the guys run around in Saffron robes, chanting umbrageous mumbo-jumbo and sipping green tea. They don't seem to dig pushy chicks with pierced nipples and tattoos of insects on their buttocks.

I just got my head shaved, and I will be going through purification rites soon. Can't wait to see my soul from the inside out. Hope to send you photographic evidence if anything shows up.

Tell the Kerry dude that I am not sorry about his defeat. The way he shot down his Swift Boat dudes takes me right out of my tranquility phase. His plans to send me after bin Laden left me with no choice but to seek sanctuary with the Dalai Lama. If you can promise me the Hillary dudette won't run in 2008, I might come back. Dude, I don't miss Kerry and those other rodents.

Cordially, Carl