Democrats: Vitally concerned non-entities

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: In a nationwide poll of 107 carefully screened identical twins who were separated at birth by unethical doctors and sold to liberal leaning same sex parents, over 60% said that they now considered the Democratic Party atavistic and speeding toward a degenerative stage of decomposition commonly seen on roadways and decribed as "road kill." Surprisingly, a similar poll of twins raised by married neo-con parents in suburbia showed an even higher percentage who held the same view......Hmmmm

BULLETIN: On "60 Minutes" last night, Andy Rooney, with tongue in cheek, stated that the media people he knew were evenly divided in the election, with 50 % who liked Kerry and 50% who disliked President Bush, dispelling any doubts as to the integrity of CBS and Dan Rather. It is whispered in conservative circles that they have none(integrity)...duh

As the casual reader has probably observed, BILLINGSGATE has lost his cutting edge. With the election in the bag and the military now able to move in Iraq without the New York Times giving Kerry his daily dosage of bad news to mule call, perhaps its time to let our nation heal.

FAT CHANCE !