Day of Mourning

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL

BULLETIN: Although Yassar Arafat's final breath has yet to be officially documented, BILLINGSGATE and the JOURNAL will declare this day to be set aside to mourn him and all the other terrorists killed by our soldiers in Fallujah today. May they all be welcomed by the same shopworn 72 virgins who have provided essential services for the terrorists who left their friends and families for this promise of scoring eternal sexual satisfaction.

BILLINGSGATE has decided to spend this day of remorse trying to score 72 himself. This attempt will differ insofar as it will be made while playing on the sunny side of the turf. Even if my score be less than that number, I will not be as disappointed.......NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!