Letters to BILLINGSGATE

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Galapagos Islands)

BULLETIN: In response to the outpour of letters regarding the controversial Michael Moore cloning article, the Board meeting was suspended. Some of the letters:

"I did not have sex with that sheep".......Michael Moore

Response: That's sounds familiar. C'mon Michael, we have your DNA evidence from Dolly's blue skirt. Do we need to turn this over to our forensic taxidermist, Dr. Hannibal Lector, Jr. for verification?

"He promised me that he would make me a star. Then he left me wanting more. He never called. He never wrote. Now I feel so used and sheep".....Dolly

Response: Dolly, Never trust a liberal to keep his word. They will say anything to get what they want. My condolences.

"Hell, back here in Montana we would give Moore the Golden Hip Boot Award and put him in the Sheepsman Hall of Fame for servicing that lucky animal"...Smokey Shorts

Response: Smokey, You've been in the mountains too long. Have you cowboys ever heard of the Natural Law?

"And Michael Moore thought that I looked stupid in Fahrenheit 911".....Dubya

Response: Mr. President, It's an honor to hear from you. I guess it's payback time....NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!