LaFontaine College Survives

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Cayman Islands)

BULLETIN UPDATE: Hurricane Dean, following a path that dodged Jamaica and then spared the campus of LaFontaine College and the Cayman Islands, is now heading for the Yucatan Peninsula. Latisha LaFontaine, the Chancellor of her eponymously named college, would have dismissed all classes during the storm. However, because the college doesn't require students to attend classes since there are none, she was forced to do nothing. Kind of like "Catch 22." But substantially more subtle.

Thought you would appreciate the update.