Cock-a-Doodle-Doo

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

CHICKITIN: Dr. BILLINGSGATE wishes to thank Guy Lombardo for providing the inspiration for "The Immigration Song." It is a variation of "The Chicken Song" that was quite popular back in the '40's and '50's and was sung by the vocalist for Guy Lombardo's band.

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THE IMMIGRATION SONG

Cock-a-doodle-doo, bless our immigration
They bypass our borders the best they can
Sometimes nine and sometimes ten
Cock-a-doodle-doo, bless our immigration

Our border patrol is at its best
They try to sleep, but cannot rest
They come home baggy eyed
With no support they give a cry

We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
While we're here catchin' white and brown
You're letting them run around the town
And we ain't gonna take it sittin' down

And you liberals out there, don't you laugh
You just can't fool your better half
You mark our words, you'll see the day
When the whole country will up and say

We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down
You needn't hang around to plead
Stop handin' us that chickenfeed
We ain't gonna take it sittin' down

Cock-a-doodle-doo, bless our immigration