NAPPY - HEADED HOS

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Saigon, the City of Hos Chin Minh)

BULLETIN: Brothers, let me tell you a sad story about a man who stuck his foot in his pie-ho. Not since Jimmy the Greek was ejected from the booth at CBS in 1988 when, on Martin Luther King's birthday, he said that blacks were better at sports because of slave plantation breeding techniques, has anyone ruffled the feathers (oops) I mean naps, of the Reverends Jackson and Sharpton, the co-commissioners of righteous indignation.

Don Imus, who claims to have many black friends, while rapping with his equally obnoxious producer, referred to the Rutger's woman's basketball team as "nappy-headed hos." To one unfamiliar with the rumble in the jungle of gangsta rap music, this might be considered a major insult to black women with short hair. Wrong! wrong! and most wrong, Snoop Doggy Dogg breath. It is my observation that these rapsters have little trouble recruiting willing napsters when they film their music videos. You have to give these rappers a break. Can you imagine how difficult it must be to enunciate the word "whore" while their napster hos are rubbing their behinds into homeboy's groin area. Small wonder that a dedicated rapster omit the w, r and e when he be rapsodomizing with some ho.

Etymologically speaking, the word "whore" was first used to describe the prostitutes who plied their trade in hotels; thus the evolution of the contraction "ho." As with sausage, it might be better to gloss over how it is made and just enjoy the taste.

Myself, I have not wasted much time watching or listening to Don Imus. I guess I never dug his ridiculous cowboy hat. I suspect his apology came more from his headpiece than his heart. As far as the Rutger's Scarlet Knights woman's basketball team, I hope that they never play in Ho Chin Minh City. I wouldn't want these gals to be called the Ho Chin Minh City Hos.

BLING, BLING AND OUT......THE DOCTOR