Japanese avenge Hiroshima

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Pocatello, Idaho)

BULLETIN: Just when you think you have everything figured out, someone comes up with a theory that out trumps even the esteemed and blessedly bizarre explanation of natural phenomena by yours truly, Dr. BILLINGSGATE. It was I who first blamed the devastation of New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina on the failure of the citizens of this decadent city to recognize the rights of dogs and cats to interbreed during the Lenten Season, causing among other things, the differential exchange of the Winter Solstice with the Summer Solstice. Predictably, this transfer of solstices exacerbated traditional ying yang weather patterns and there you have it; the inward pouching suck of a city going down the drain.

Well, that theory has been blown out of the water by Pocatello weatherman, Scott Stevens. Stevens blames the Japanese Mafia for Hurricane Katrina. Since Katrina, Stevens has been quoted in an Associated Press story as saying that the Yakusa, the Mafia like gangstas that control organized crime in Japan, used a Russian made electromagnetic generator to cause Hurricane Katrina; this to avenge the 1945 atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima. He even espoused this theory on the Fox News Bill O'Reilly show.

Although Stevens never discussed his weather theories on the air, his belief that scalar weapons and global dimming were factual, not scientific fringe phenomena, attracted many followers, some of whom also believe weed has medicinal properties.

Stevens wrote on his web site: "The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" He goes on. " The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose design for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."

For some reason, I believe this guy is on to something, especially with Hurricane Rita raising further havoc. To read more about Stevens and his thoughts on manipulated weather, check out his Web Site at: www.weatherwars.info.