CORRECTION: She Be No Ho

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline San Diego)

CORRECTION: After receiving a blistering call from Associate Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the editors of the BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL stand corrected. In the limerick published earlier this week, we incorrectly transmitted the ruling. The line in the limerick, "We have ruled Lewinsky no ho," should read, "We have ruled Lewinsky, she be no ho."

Although Justice Clarence Thomas did not call, in the spirit of political correctness, the editors have agreed to change the line in his limerical dissent to read, "Therefore, Monica, she be ho, through and through." The original line read, "Therefore, Monica was a ho, through and through."

Note: The editors apologize to all who were offended by this inadvertent error. To show how deeply we were affected by this journalistic blunder, we have fired our Ebonics translater.

BULLETIN: Dr. BILLINGSGATE will be on vacation this next week. He is going back to his native country, Nebraska. This is a RED STATE! Furthermore, I want to share with the whole world how proud we transplanted Nebraskans are to know that most of the fruits, nuts and vegetables that we see in the marketplaces of Caliafornia, more than likely can also trace their origins back to the Cornhusker State.