Aussies agree to sterilization pact

BILLINGSGATE JOURNAL (Dateline Byron Bay, Aus)

BULLETIN: Although reticent at first, most Aussies seem quite receptive to the BILLINGSGATE mandate of wholesale sterilization of liberals. Infact, the mateys who work with the sheep over here might even be considered over zealous. As I dutifully reported to Dr. Earlbeck, the response has been little short of jihad in its quality and intensity of desire. My mission here has proved fruitfull to say the least, perhaps allowing BILLINGSGATE the opportunity to charge off the trip as a business deductible expense.

BULLETIN: Most of the Aussies seem very interested in hearing about the election. Most were dumbstruck by the outcome after reading and listening to the liberal wacko crap that the New York Times and CBS fed over here. Although BILLINGSGATE is a smidgen to the right of center, most of my new mateys over here were delighted to talk to some one capable of explaining the views of middle America. Infact, given a few more Middies of New, BILLINGSGATE might leave Australia a better country than when he arrived. An admirable goal to be sure.

BULLETIN: After reading the TIME magazine South Pacific edition, most letters to the editor emanating from such well run countries as Malaysia, India, South Africa and Hollywood, had much to say about how idiotic those of us who voted for President Bush were. While having absolutely no respect for the far left in America, I hold even less for these pseudo-wombat worshiping, pencil-necked geek loving, cross dressing despotic puppets.

May the dyspeptic camels that stand outside their tents defile them with dung breach fired from the business end of their befouled alimentary tracts.

G DAY